welcome, from the woodlouse.

hi, im woodlouse.

i like to lurk under the internet's log, hiding from big scary corpos and getting weird about 3d gifs.

here under the log, we process and filter all the cast offs from the wider forest, finding the little gems and trying to balance out the ecosystem.

however, the forest gets more and more polluted by the day, the work of the woodlice increases...

who is the woodlouse?

you might not know when the woodlouse is gone,

but the forest will know,

and the forest will tell you.

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